My ultimate desires in my movie are to become a filmmaker, to have babies that look like me, and to discover all the secrets of the universe. But there is an antagonist who stands in the way of obtaining my goals: life. Some obstacles that life creates for me are finishing school, securing a job, finding love, and the restraints of a physical world. Some rituals I perform in order to keep one step ahead of my genius arch nemesis’s ploys are going on adventures, seeing new movies, using my hands, observing, and pondering the secrets of the universe. These practices help keep me on my feet and ready for any ambush that life might employ in trying to depress my spirits.

I am still only in the second act of my movie, where I am trying to overcome the obstacles in my life. I am not able to tell you about the third act because it has not yet occurred. You will have to keep watching in order to find out if I obtain my ultimate desires or not. The suspense is killing me.